Four letter words

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mikerspencer
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by mikerspencer »

A saxophonist has just asked me: why are all your trombones made by companies with four letter names?

Conn

King

Rath

Olds

Bach

He's not wrong!
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PhilTrombone
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by PhilTrombone »

Shires, Getzen, Courtois, Eastman, Edwards, Yamaha
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harrisonreed
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by harrisonreed » (edited 2025-11-25 10:16 p.m.)

C.G. Conn, Edwards...

I did forget about the off-brand trombones I have, though:

FART, POOP, DOOK, LAVA, DUMP

*Edit- changed "DUMB" to "DUMP"
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TomWest
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by TomWest »

Does your friend play a Yanagisawa? Aka Yani? A Yamaha, aka Yamy or a Selmer, aka overpriced underperformer?
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sirisobhakya
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by sirisobhakya »

LARK comes to mind...
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Kingfan
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by Kingfan »

York

Roth
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Kbiggs
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by Kbiggs »

From Adams and Buescher to Yamaha and Y-Fort… there are a lot of trombone brands out there that aren’t four-letter words.

I know of a few trombones that have been called four-letter words, and quite a few trombonists who have used four-letter words, and even a few trombonists who have been called four-letter words. I don’t know of any trombone brands that are called those kinds of four-letter words.
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Finetales
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by Finetales »

[quote="Kbiggs"]I don’t know of any trombone brands that are called those kinds of four-letter words.[/quote]

Sounds like a market opportunity!
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MrHCinDE
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by MrHCinDE »

There’s a small cluster of & also:

K&H

B&S

M&W

B&H (ok, defunct, I know)
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NathanSobieralski
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by NathanSobieralski »

It appears all trombone brands contain a number of letters.
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Digidog
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by Digidog »

Which trombone brand would be most difficult to pronounce?

I'd go with Lätszch followed by Y-Fort.
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JohnL
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by JohnL »

[quote="Digidog"]Which trombone brand would be most difficult to pronounce?

I'd go with Lätszch followed by Y-Fort.[/quote]
Buescher (pronounced "Bisher")

Unless you're familiar with the language, anything with an unlaut can be challenging.
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slidesix
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by slidesix »

[quote="Digidog"]Which trombone brand would be most difficult to pronounce?[/quote]
[quote="JohnL"]Unless you're familiar with the language, anything with an unlaut can be challenging.[/quote]

Kühnl & Hoyer. In addition to the unlaut, I think in English one might want to pronounce the “Y” with a “j” sound instead of the “y” which I think is more correct for Kühnl & Hoyer.